karing leher

'Kenapa ikan di laut inda karing leher?'

'pasal banyak air!'

'bukan....'

'apatah?'

'ikan ada leher kan?!'

HAHAHAHA! i got this one from one of my students. lol!

another one,

'kalau gajah naik pokok, apa yang pacah dulu?'

'errrr.... *trying to think of an answer*.. inda tau, apa yang pacah?'

'PACAH REKOD DUNIA LAH'

hahaha!

Seriously, this kind of question makes you doubt your intellegence sometimes, and in my situation, my place as their teacher. They seem to know a lot more than me! :p